Plain Jane Fat Ass

"You can't say gayness without anus." -12/21/12

Sep 16

inebriatedpony:

mgodp:

He knows how everything works except people. 

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.

(via yourwordshavechangedmetess)


rlmjob:

good

rlmjob:

good

(via tyleroakley)


pardonmybloomers:

#lolitalife

pardonmybloomers:

#lolitalife

(via 221blanketfort)



loveyourselfcompletely:

I don’t know what he’s fixing, but mine just broke.

loveyourselfcompletely:

I don’t know what he’s fixing, but mine just broke.

(via chronichiccups)


djsavage:

You know how you hear stories of dogs keeping their owners alive for weeks after having a stroke or running for miles to get help if their owners are hurt in the wild, I accidentally knocked my wheelchair away while sitting on the couch and had to slide across the floor on a cushion before climbing back in, Rico not only didn’t help but howled at me while i was doing it because i wasn’t paying attention to him.

djsavage:

You know how you hear stories of dogs keeping their owners alive for weeks after having a stroke or running for miles to get help if their owners are hurt in the wild, I accidentally knocked my wheelchair away while sitting on the couch and had to slide across the floor on a cushion before climbing back in, Rico not only didn’t help but howled at me while i was doing it because i wasn’t paying attention to him.

(via chronichiccups)


07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

(via heythisisbecky)



beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

(via ruinedchildhood)


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